Blue Moon's Made of Bleu Cheese

Decades of cover-ups have tried to hide that the moon is made of blue cheese.

These limited-edition glow-in-the-dark Moon Gs shine a light on the great space race conspiracy.

It was never about who landed on the moon first; it was about getting 1st dibs on that cheese.

Quick, better call dibs on these!

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