
Blue Raspberry Slush Fund
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- "I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle.
- Was it the ritzy vibe of these blue half-rim shades you've been flashing all over town?!
- How did they find out about your blue raspberry slush fund?!
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How did they find out about your blue raspberry slush fund?!
The blue-stained tongue?
Was it the ritzy vibe of these blue half-rim shades you've been flashing all over town?! "I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle.
In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you.
The sticky fingers?
In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. "I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle.
We can't be sure...
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Our voluntary return window is 30 calendar days after delivery for eligible unused items. Contact us before sending a return. Product-specific exclusions must be disclosed before purchase; mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected.

