Catching Shade From Dryads

"I am DYING in this costume!" you groan, seeking the cool shade beneath a huge oak tree. "Honey, that outfit is a ROYAL DON'T." Not another shady Ren Faire dryad!

At least these dark green Beat Gs with black non-reflective lenses never throw shade. "Honey, that outfit is a ROYAL DON'T." Not another shady Ren Faire dryad! "I am DYING in this costume!" you groan, seeking the cool shade beneath a huge oak tree. "Honey, that outfit is a ROYAL DON'T." Not another shady Ren Faire dryad! "I am DYING in this costume!" you groan, seeking the cool shade beneath a huge oak tree.

Why don't you make like a tree & LEAVE?" you snap back, stomping off in your bargain-bin polyester princess gown.

At least these dark green Beat Gs with black non-reflective lenses never throw shade.

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