Colossal Squid Confessions - G00300-BFG-LTG2-RF

Choose from available: G00300-BFG-LTG2-RF.

We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses.

We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit.

These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.

Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit.

We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!!

(That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit.

Choose from available

G00300-BFG-LTG2-RF

Orders are usually prepared within 1–3 business days after confirmation. Weekends and public holidays are excluded; business hours are counted during normal operating days, not continuously. Estimated transit after dispatch is 5–8 business days. Preparation and transit are separate periods. Carrier delays, remote locations and exceptional conditions can extend estimates; delivery dates are not guaranteed.

Our voluntary return window is 30 calendar days after delivery for eligible unused items. Contact us before sending a return. Product-specific exclusions must be disclosed before purchase; mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected.

Shipping Information · Returns & Refunds