
Emergency Flirtation Device
In stock
- Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM.
- You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store.
- Now with polarized lenses!
Limited Time Deal Ends In
Product Details
Now with polarized lenses!
Is it hot in here, or is it these sexy purple-to-red ocean lenses?
Formerly known as [redacted], these translucent frames are back with a new identity & ready to flirt by the warm glow of the taquito roller grill at 2AM.
You’re pumping nacho cheese sauce into your mouth under the harsh fluorescent lights of the convenience store.
Shipping and returns
Orders are usually prepared within 1–3 business days after confirmation. Weekends and public holidays are excluded; business hours are counted during normal operating days, not continuously. Estimated transit after dispatch is 5–8 business days. Preparation and transit are separate periods. Carrier delays, remote locations and exceptional conditions can extend estimates; delivery dates are not guaranteed.
Our voluntary return window is 30 calendar days after delivery for eligible unused items. Contact us before sending a return. Product-specific exclusions must be disclosed before purchase; mandatory consumer rights remain unaffected.

