Frosé-Forged Frenemy

Only time will tell.

Forged in the whirring depths of the magical frosé machine, will this newfound frozen fren-ship last past Labor Day?!

So rise up from your barstools, frosé frens, and cheers your glasses to rosy, slushy flows that never stop.

So rise up from your barstools, frosé frens, and cheers your glasses to rosy, slushy flows that never stop. "Go peddle that passé oaky nonsense somewhere else, sweetheart!".

May you ride your buzz into battle, uniting against a common enemy: Chardonnay.

The enemy of my enemy is my...frenemy.

Only time will tell.

May you ride your buzz into battle, uniting against a common enemy: Chardonnay. "Go peddle that passé oaky nonsense somewhere else, sweetheart!".

"Go peddle that passé oaky nonsense somewhere else, sweetheart!".

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