I Have Venus Envy

Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.

Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth.

She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.

(What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.

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