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WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS!

It'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7!

WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!

IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7!

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