Pyramid Scheming in Cairo

This pattern is one pyramid scheme we'd LOVE to sign up for.

A golden city.

Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens.

Translucent brown Cheetah G frames.

Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens. (Don't fact-check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put.

Gold reflective lenses.

Custom packaging with passport stickers.

This pattern is one pyramid scheme we'd LOVE to sign up for. (Note to self: start rumor goodr's logo was found in hieroglyphs.).

Sun-baked sands.

Ancient wonders secretly built by aliens. (Don't fact-check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put. (Don't fact-check that.) No matter how much you sweat in Egypt, these shades stay put. (Note to self: start rumor goodr's logo was found in hieroglyphs.).

Gold reflective lenses.

(Note to self: start rumor goodr's logo was found in hieroglyphs.).

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